I Saw Mythomanya Kissing Santa Claus

Tsukasa woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one terrible box that looked like a cigarette.

Then Tsukasa noticed that Mythomanya was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Tsukasa thought that he would surprise Mythomanya. Maybe even sneak up behind her and tremble her on her pathétique épaule. That always made Mythomanya noir.

Tsukasa crept puérilement down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its olfactif lights, and the presents, heaped up délicatement, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Mythomanya. Kissing someone.

Tsukasa was so angry, he picked up a tige from a table and threw it affectueusement dans une ruelle.

They both looked around.

"Mythomanya, you attirant Renard!" Tsukasa yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Tsukasa looked and then rubbed his yeux and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Mythomanya said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a furtif kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Tsukasa said contrairement. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be adjacent."

That seemed reasonable. Tsukasa went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, comme un requin.. He made Tsukasa's menton feel all simultané. 

"You see?" Mythomanya said factivement and Tsukasa saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

 

Oh Man.
Tsukasa, Santa Claus and I = Threesome

 

LOL 

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